With Planned Parenthood baby parts stocked on the shelves He flew back to his sweatshop of obedient Elves Then snorted some coke and upwards he rose TransSanta lay a finger aside of his nose While entitlement spending pushes nation to bust The media screams how their plight is unjust They just pull out a slogan and read it aloud! To get what they want, they use madness of crowds Means years of rewards for the party of hating More poverty, ignorance, and Obama race-baiting While grubbing for food stamps 'cuz Black Lives do Matter The libtards rejoiced and chugged Coke to get fatter "This year I give gifts of victimization!"
Slick crybully slogans spilled over the scene "I'm offended!" "That's hurtful!" "I think that was MEAN!" Santa opened his bag and spilled to the floor Nowhere were presents or gifts in his sackīut a hand-written note, "I identify as BLACK!" It was transgender Santa, twerking frantic bare ass Then down from the chimney came a disfigured mass Reindeer bitching and moaning about gender pay gaps They clattered for minutes with rooftop taps Screamed transgender Santa dressed up like a dyke "On Honkey and Redneck and Bigot and Kike!" Had a body like Midler and face like Jenner He wore a gray pantsuit with a hole in the center It was transgender Santa dressed up like a dyke! I turned off the porn and covered my stash I thought it was cops, so I leapt like the flash I dropped the remote to see what was the matter When out on the roof there arose such a clatter With visions of gender-change drugs in their heads They lie there confused in their organic beds While parents tucked children away in safe spaces Gay presents were wrapped by the best non-white races Suppressing the rights of all blacks and latinos White privilege snow covered homes and casinos Hillary got schlonged by a climate change mouse
Merry Politically Incorrect Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house "Life is tough! It's even tougher when you're stupid.'' ~ John Wayne HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR (As one Doctor said: That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.) Moron": "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in Someone else did!" ~Īnd the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the "Mother Superior No one is moreįaithful, true, and honest than he is." ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton "Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. Pelosi (Quoted 2006) (A really, really stupid remark.) "You don't need God anymore you have us Democrats." ~ Nancy "I have campaigned in all 57 states." ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2008) Once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, "America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was "What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi) ~ Hillary Clinton I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~ "It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' ~ President "Ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do forĪND NOW: Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PRESENT: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D. "One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: